I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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