She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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