She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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