Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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