singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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