Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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