yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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