these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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