As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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