Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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