The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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