Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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