i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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