At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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