If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
