Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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