The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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