good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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