Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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