I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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