Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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