it wasn't lemon gatorade
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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