when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
