she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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