You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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