Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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