no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just tell him i said nine months
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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