I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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