Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.