So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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