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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder http://tfl.nu/48fa

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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

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Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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(215): Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous (610): Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference. http://tfl.nu/p378

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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on

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(717): Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on http://tfl.nu/fp8y

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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.

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(520): One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops. http://tfl.nu/4y8e

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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.

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(619): I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes. http://tfl.nu/rji6

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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.

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(515): i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out. http://tfl.nu/7edz

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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.

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(785): I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be. http://tfl.nu/axzh

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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye

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(360): Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye http://tfl.nu/wt8g

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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars

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(608): The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars http://tfl.nu/t0d7

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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.

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(425): I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone. http://tfl.nu/vl0d

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Dude, that was like bongs ago.

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(408): Dude, that was like bongs ago. http://tfl.nu/4e28

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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony

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(708): You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony http://tfl.nu/8xhz

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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.

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(831): Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success. http://tfl.nu/80xv

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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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(541): Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure. http://tfl.nu/rnbm

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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper

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(417): I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper http://tfl.nu/pr2l

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