some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So much puke
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."