I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying