Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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