god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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