she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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