Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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