We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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