no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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