I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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