Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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