I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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