So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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