Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
operation have a gay friend backfired
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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