At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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