So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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