Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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