your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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