Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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