You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
