On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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