I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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