So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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