I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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