Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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