I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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